I dreamt about something I didn’t like. About my past;; my past is my weakness. I don’t want the memories rushing back so please go away .. :-(

People are unreasonable, illogical and self-centered. Love them anyway. If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives. Do good anyway. If you are successful, you will win false friends and true enemies. Succeed anyway. The good you do today will be forgotten tomorrow. Do good anyway. Honesty and frankness make you vulnerable. Be honest and frank anyway. The biggest person with the biggest ideas can be shot down by the smallest person with the smallest mind. Think big anyway. What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight. Build anyway. People really need help but may attack if you help them. Help people anyway. Give the world the best you have and you might get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you’ve got anyway.
Dr. Kent M. Keith (The Paradoxical Commandments)
The ABC’s of ex-girlfriends
  • A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn’t care for you, you twit, she was only after your money and could have given a shit about you.
  • B is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get HUGE and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!
  • C is for Call ya later. She won’t. She never has before.
  • D is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?
  • E is for Eating like a pig. Remember when you took her out and she said “I’m not hungry” so you figured you could take her to a nice place because you were able to afford a nice meal at this fine restaurant. Then she ate more than your Uncle Roy (you remember Uncle Roy the one with the mustard stains on everything). So you flip the bill and are broke for the next two weeks and she wonders why you were unable to call her that week and see a movie.
  • F is for Friends. That is what she just wants to be. As if you can even stand to look at her.
  • G is for Gun. And yes, there is a waiting period.
  • H is for Horny. Remember when she looked nice and even had a personality? Well, you figure it out.
  • I stands for I still hate her. Odds are I always will, unless she calls me and offers me favors.
  • J stands for Jim. This is her new boyfriend. Doesn’t Jim have a nice car? Doesn’t Jim have a good job? Why does Jim want to date her? I think Jim could do much better. I hate Jim. Jim is my mortal enemy.
  • K stands for Kill.
  • L is for Love. It’s a great euphoric feeling that exists between two people and is shared upon by both parties.
  • L is also for Lunatic. Lunatics are crazy. Lunatics are the last people that actually believe in love.
  • M stands for Mephistophiles. That is who she worked for.
  • N stands for Necrophiliac. She didn’t move very much, did she?
  • O is for On top. When on top she has another O word.
  • P is for Pill. She said she was on it. She lied. She is now suing you for a few hundred bucks a month.
  • Q is for Quitter. She couldn’t last.
  • R is for Rich little Bitch. She bought my love but I paid for it.
  • S stands for Stab. Stabbing would be fun.
  • S is also for Steve. Steve was the guy that was sleeping with her. Steve is a bad person. Perhaps you should stab Steve.
  • T is for torture. Torture is what she did. She tortured you with the truth. She also tortured you with lies. She even tortured you with whips and hand-cuffs.
  • U is for Understatement. Saying you hate that fucking bitch is an understatement.
  • V is for Voluptuous. That is the primary reason you were dating her in the first place.
  • W stands for Wine. Wine is expensive. She loved wine. She got drunk awfully slow though. After too much wine she liked to fuck. But after too much of it she puked; that is, from the wine. Not the activity.
  • X is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone.
  • Y stands for You suck! Remember when she yelled that at you.
  • Z is for zero. Because zero is how much she really cared about you after she met what S stands for.
  • . stands for period. Which is a couple of weeks late, because she lied to you about taking what P stands for. It also means you won’t get any for a week.

Sources:

http://www.bitter.org/abcs-ex.html

April <3

I’m counting the days – 24 – until we’re man and wife.  Until then remember that my love for you grows with every day.  The thought of being your wife makes me happier than I ever dreamed possible.  – at Jena’s place

IT’S OKEY :-)

It’s ok to be sad, mad, down, or depressed sometimes. “It happens to everyone”, so you’re never alone. It’s ok to feel lost at times, because then you can find things you never knew even existed.

-Danaehn with love

Thanks!

I just wanna say thank you! I am thankful for my life, family, friends and other beautiful people who surround me and these who live all over the world. Life is so full of unpredictable beauty and surprises. I am thankful for yesterday! I don’t need any gifts from you, I will enjoy every second spent with you. I’m alive, I don’t want to die. I don’t want to waste another day or night. I know there’s something more, that what we’re living for, I see it in the stars, I feel in on the shore. I know there’s something more. I’m on the earth 25 years and I found the happiness recently. Till now my whole life was one big mistake, but I think I found my way. Even in the hardest times I didn’t give up. It’s good example that you should try no matter what. Every day may not be good, but there’s something good in every day. Remember! – Danaehn with love

If you have some respect for people as they are, you can be more effective in helping them to become better than they are.

Yesterday

I happened to log into my Facebook and I noticed I had a friend request. I clicked to see who it was and it was FUCKING **** REALLY!! I didn’t click accept. BITCH, you don’t deserve to be in my life again Stalker …  So **** you can BLOW ME. Fuck you!!!


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